What The Fuck Should I Say Is Dead Today?

Crisps are dead.”

Yes! That's it! Give me a fucking link already!

No way. I've already said that's fucking dead.

Why? Because lazy journalists love writing articles titled “Is X dead?” or “Y is dead!”.
Witness :—

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