Astrology is dead?”

Yes! That's it! Give me a fucking link already!

No way. I've already said that's fucking dead.

Why? Because lazy journalists love writing articles titled “Is X dead?” or “Y is dead!”.
Witness :—

• Wired: The Web Is Dead. Long Live the Internet
• TechCrunch: Print is Dead! Long Live Print?
• Even Twitterers do it